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Find out what happens when corporate terrorists lay seige to a helpless theater (owned by a smaller corporation) and two men take a stand for what they believe.  This tour de force non-stop action adventure features everything the cinema fan could be looking for:  Sex, Violence, 'Splosions, Intrigue, Satire, Parody, Sex, Cripples, Suspiciously Romantic Roommates, Sex, Wit, Wisdom, and Nacho Cheese (at the low, low, price of ninety nine cents).

So grab that mouse and git a'clickin', have fun reading about the miscellaneous misadventures of these misunderstood misanthropes.  And if you're not careful, you might just learn something.

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Hey, How's Your News?

12/10/06 - Breaking News, True Believers! I've decided it's time to begin working on Not Another Hoyts Movie : Redux

Forever Ago - I stopped working on the old site.
 
1/?/03 - Work began on Not Another Hoyts Movie, the seminal work of two men who shall not be named (and really shouldn't have to, but some people still manage not to know who they are).


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